Random Fuckery Points

Posted on November 7, 2012 by 54interviews in Uncategorized // 1 Comment

Love is beautiful

It is snowing and raining at the same damn time! My East Coast lovers ya'll better kiss the good weather goodbye.

Ya’ll I love, Dunkin Donuts vanilla chai, iced coffee, and now, gingerbread lattes. So, so damn good. I am hereby endorsing Dunkin Donuts for any Presidential bid it may have in the future. The pumpkin muffins are to die for.

The Lens Crafters by my hood has a really shitty ~~saleswoman~~ aka, optician (well she had on a badge saying optician). This chick wasn’t trying to help a girl to buy a set of new glasses. She did a once over, I guess I lacked out, as I didn’t look like money and yeah. ..There is a pair of Ray-Ban glasses I am dying to get. They fit perfectly. Mind you, I’m not into designer/brand anything [I’ll die for Apple], if anything, I’m a goodwill nutcase [read that as all things vintage], but ya’ll, them baybay’s hollered at me one time, and I was a complete goner for them. The only thing is, new lenses plus prescription equals 300 odd dollars. Well, listen, I’m very resourceful and I’ve found ~~knockoff~~, I mean, generic pairs that will only cost me $16. C’mon now!

These flowers made me tear a little bit today. Reminded me of my beautiful Africa. I breathe, eat, shit, love, live, did I say love Africa-DUH!—->54interviews

Michael Kiwanuka is the best thing since microwaved to perfection Dunkin Donuts pumpkin muffin, slathered with butter! This brotha has been on replay all day long. Get familiar!

Ladies, get your brows done, threaded preferably! I’m telling ya’ll it will be a life ~~changing~~, or, challenging experience [there’s this Indian chick that once did my brows and I thought she was maliciously trying to kill me! The pain ya’ll. ] When my brows are done, and I put on that red lip baby, game over! Try it.

It’s clear as day, that I do not want to write a blog post. It’s been a minute, since I wrote about anything that makes sense….I’m part of the exclusive club of nonsensical thrivers/thrivists? Whatev, you get my point

On Tuesday, I meant to do a review on R.E.D. Ne-yo’s new album, but I just succumbed to laziness. He got a 7/10. It’s worth a listen. My favorite, song is Lazy Love

Do ya’ll know whether Terrell Owens is still looking for a job? I think he would make a great contributor to our non accredited magazine, non-existent sports section [I’m surprised too by my own assertion of a sports section, as if we know anything other than “oooh girrrl, he foiiiiiiiine”!]

Speaking of non-accreditedness, thank you to that poster.We have had great laughs over that term! Personally, I’ve been calling up various Ivy League institutions, tryna to get us accredited. Please do us a solid and direct us there…..we tryna up our game

We would appreciate if you would stop putting the word “magazine” in quotes. It hurts our feelings! Mine especially. Darn it! How can it be that we are non-accredited and, not a legitimate magazine?! The nerve of some of ya’ll [joking!!!!!!]

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