Thanks to a coffee laden system, I did a quick run to the grocery store this evening, on a very energetic note, for pm hours. During check out, I noticed a man in line with what seemed like a Steve Harveyesque suit. Now, that I think about it, he was rather a hard to miss fellow, as he seemed to be engaged in a very … Continue reading [Bus Chronicles] Coffee blessed of the Lord
This past Monday, Kai and I were on the bus and witnessed the most fill in the blank shit ever, for lack of a better descriptor. Seated across from us was a lady whom, we are going to refer to as Megan. Megan looked roughly around 34, could probably have been younger. But, from the looks of things, life had not dealt her the right … Continue reading Bus Chronicles: Rental Blues
Thursday evening, I boarded the bus with no ‘wahala’ (problems) observed prior. The bus was packed, with all manner of beauty is in the eye of the beholder diversity. We were packed like sardines, so I was forced to sit in the back.Usually, my seat of preference is in the front, where I can sit and stare at cute bus drivers. Continue reading “Bus Chronicles: A little swig, ain’t hurt nobody; Snowflakes”
Hey wassup folks! Missed ya’ll. Hope everyone is doing mighty well. Matter of fact, why don’t you guys drop your twitter handles at the comment section. We want to interact with our fans on a more personal level, twitter is where it’s at! Nyhoo, Your resident Ms.Ey was at the bus stop yesterday around 10.00p.m. It was a long day and I was too tired … Continue reading Bus Chronicles: Staring Disease
First things first, I love love my new avi. I decided to finally put one up, hope you guys like the artistic bend to it. I especially, love her hair! Go naturals! Besides my mood being pleasant as always, the weather too was right behind the mentioned. The clouds were not letting up though, could have did with a little bit of sunshine. Nyhoo, yo’ … Continue reading Bus Chronicles: Say what?!
Friday evening, I was in a foul mood, completely drained and just wanted the comfort of my bed. It seemed like an eternity, before the bus came through. To be exact, it took a whole hour. The entire time, a young mother took the liberty of going bat shit crazy on her young one. She kept scolding, screaming and making threats about facing the wall … Continue reading Bus Chronicles: Drug Dealing Baby
Love is one helluva drug. When you are in love, it seems that nothing else exists-not even your sense of self, just that cocooning love between you and lover boy or girl! Earlier on the week, I was on the bus when I eavesdropped-as is the usual-on a conversation that had me hella confused. 3 passengers boarded the bus,two of them looking like they had … Continue reading Bus Chronicles: Still holding onto love with broken bones
On Monday, I came across the most thugged out lovers I’ve ever seen in the entire history of bus chronicles existence.
Facebook will get you killed
How and why you ask? Well, if your relationship status is updated for the whole world(read-your friends, family and FOES ) to see in the eventuality it fizzles out, proper measures have to be taken and protocol followed, or risk the wrath of a woman scorned.
The overcast clouds deceived me. I predicted it was going to be a long, dragging and gloomy day. Turned out to be the complete opposite. After waiting for the bus for what seemed like years, it finally came bringing with it a lot of stank goodies. Let’s retract a little bit, shall we. Initially while waiting for the bus, my intake of fresh air was … Continue reading Bus Chronicles: Stink bombs,bored and horny, four honies
I hate unsolicited advice, it drives me nuts especially that of strangers. The bus is usually not the best of places to dish out unsolicited advice or soak in words of the wise. When using public transportation the unspoken rule is to treat everybody as a potential crazy. Basically this entails having a keen inconspicuous eye and not ruling out anybody from the crazy list because of how they look. Looks can be deceiving.
Ever watched The sisterhood of the travelling pants, about four girls who stay connected even as each one of them takes a different path in life through sharing a pair of jeans? Well folks let me tell you that failure is not an option in my life, as it should be for you. Unfortunately, I failed. BIG TIME.
Cinderella is a mythical and magical story told to us about a young beautiful girl who slips on glass slippers at night and transforms into a princess….I think that’s how the story goes.
Changing bus routes can mean one of two things, a serious drought of good looking men or an exponential increase of crazies. At the moment, it seems these two are mutually inclusive of each other.
Like an epiphany, a song was put in my heart as I rode the bus today. There were no hotties at all today. Just a whole lot of wannabe gangsters and the usual sprinklings of crazies. So, going back to my American Idol moment, sitting across from me was this young lady about my age who inspired in me a different career pursuit in life, talent or not-singing. Why?
It was raining, I was moodless and had tons of errands to run. Basically, it was one of those IDGAF(idontgiveafack) days. Have you guys noted with concern as I have, that the world does not come to a major halt simply because you are having a bad day?
I’ve absolutely no idea what the hell bus chronicles should be about. To be honest, all I ever notice is fine brothers and crazed people. Should make for a very interesting reality show. Would ya’ll tune in?! Nyhoo, on to today’s episode.
It was around 9:00p.m. when I spotted him. Lawwd have mercy on his poor soul! He was going the opposite direction of where I was headed to, and guess what, I did a dramatic about turn. Yes, and followed him. I was at my favorite meeting point of psychos, intellectuals, rude mofos, all sorts and kinds of people.
The bus station!