How To Make Edible Team Fortress 2 Food And... Drinkable Pee

Team Fortress 2 isn’t all guns and people screaming about the extent to which they are or are not on fire. Sometimes there’s food, too. But—no, no, stop trying to put your hand through the monitor—you can’t eat it. Or, you couldn’t. But now you can with these recipes, only one of which is for urine.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); Steam user disanim8or made guides for four different Team Fortress 2 food items: the Heavy’s sandvich, the Scout’s “Bonk” punch drink, the cake that replaces med-kits when you equip Pyro vision goggles, and the Sniper’s jarate, which is—yes—a weaponized jar of pee. The pay69 slot ดาวน์โหลด cake is probably the most involved of the recipes, as two of the others are just juice drinks, and the sanvich is, well, a sandwich. Still, they’re as close to the real deal as humanly possible. That’s something, right? Oh, and to put your fears to rest, here’s the full recipe for jarate. It does not include any actual human urine, thankfully: Ingredients Now, this edible jarate is actually lemonade (thank god) and you will need: 1.) 3-4 lemons 2.) 5 cups of cold water (warm water if you want it to be realistic) Dx 3.) 1/4 – 1 cup of sugar Making the jarate So you made it this far without pee-ing in a jar! this is how you make the “jarate” 1.) squeeze all lemons ufa888 into the jar 2.) pour the cup of sugar into the jar 3.) add the water 4.) stir it all together and voila, you have the most disgusting, uh i mean best item in game! Apparently more TF2 food guides are on the way. For now, though, these ought to hold you over in the riches777 event of a TF2-themed party or something. Just remember to spike the jarate with alcohol and not, you know, the other thing The Steam Community Showcase is a regular look at the cream of the Steam community’s boundless crop. Art, videos, guides—whatever. Each installment highlights a specific piece or person. If you find anything cool on Steam or would like to have your work featured, drop me a line. To contact the author of this post, write to [email protected] or find him on Twitter @vahn16