Bus Chronicles: Facebook will get you killed + Cottamn hot

Facebook will get you killed

How and why you ask? Well, if your relationship status is updated for the whole world(read-your friends, family and FOES ) to see in the eventuality it fizzles out, proper measures have to be taken and protocol followed, or risk the wrath of a woman scorned.

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Bus Chronicles: Havard Scholarship

Like an epiphany, a song was put in my heart as I rode the bus today. There were no hotties at all today. Just a whole lot of wannabe gangsters and the usual sprinklings of crazies.  So, going back to my American Idol moment, sitting across from me was this young lady about my age who inspired in me a different career pursuit in life, talent or not-singing.  Why?

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Return of the bus chronicles

It was around 9:00p.m. when I spotted him. Lawwd have mercy on his poor soul! He was going the opposite direction of where I was headed to, and guess what, I did a dramatic about turn. Yes, and followed him. I was at my favorite meeting point of psychos, intellectuals, rude mofos, all sorts and kinds of people.

The bus station!

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English Is Your Best Friend

“Yo shawwty warrr it do’!  ‘Hey ma, wat it is’! ‘Damn, shawty u’z a dime’!

These are some of the lines I get from rough looking raggamuffins at the bus stop! First off, the terms shawtty, ma, dime, fine, lime and whatever else rhymes will get a big WTF and exaggerated eye roll.  Let’s look at each line individually shall we.

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The Bus Again!!!

I was on the bus AGAIN! I use public transportation as my mode of transport. It’s great, efficient and what’s more FREE!  I had a basket of errands to run, an appointment to make, and woke up late.

This blogging job ain’t for sissies! We usually sleep at 5.a.m. in the morning. Let me save that for another day. So miss thang, in a hurry to make it happen today forgot about her appearance. Tank and jeans it was, hair combed in a muffled afro out the door I was! You get the picture.

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